Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we withheld information, or took a few liberties with our injured list - we did.
But you can't hold a whole front office responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole injury reporting system? And if the whole injury reporting system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our sports institutions in general? I put it to you, my fellow Bums - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!