Game Thread Spurs (30-13) @ Rockets (25-15) (Tue 1/20/26) [7:00PM CDT]

[Dbreiden83080]

The shithole that is Houston has a bent rim

How the hell is it possible the rim is bent? Players dunking on it too hard during warm-up?

 

[100%Duncan]

FUCK THE ROCKETS.


I remember when me and my big sis went to USA just to watch the Spurs spank Denver, Golden State and Rockets in a 3 game homestand in April 2015. What a time that was. I remember rowdy rockets fans in the crowd especially a couple rows behind us and how we got the last laugh in the end.


Come to think of it, the end of the regular season made us believe we were gonna repeat. Fuck!

 

[PhantomDashCam]

When you have a crooked rim, the one guy you want calibrating it is Sochan…

 

[scott]

I think we figured out what Bismack’s role on this team is… it’s to be Sochan’s babysitter.

Jeremy trying to inert himself into this rim-fixing situation and Bismack dragging him away by the collar

 

[Splits]

Houston sux so bad they can't even produce a hoop

 

[Hotspur]

Lol Sochan must've been shooting bricks at that basket!

https://twitter.com/x/status/2013782690806296733

 

[Strategic]

A rim conspiracy

 

[NotRobDiaz21]

oh come on

 

[CGD]

Why is Houston so ghetto. Get yours hoops right lol

 

[100%Duncan]

Lol.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2013782690806296733

Why the f didnt they fix it then? The fuck

 

[Dbreiden83080]

Wemby don’t exert yourself like that during warm-ups Mitch might sit you down for the game.

 

[SanAnSpursFan21]

This is the team I like the least in the league. Hope we get a win here.

This. I can’t remember the last time the rockets had a likable roster.

 

[Uriel]

Had my first ever Whataburger in Houston. Good times.

 

[goprimogo]

nba are u serious?!

 

[spurraider21]

this pygmy thing over in houston

 

[Guru of Nothing]

Rocket science

 

[CGD]

The play by play guy is hilarious:
“That’s not even close”

 

[Russ]

Are there any streams for this (if and when it actually starts)?

 

[Rafa]

Seems I’m the only one here that doesn’t just hate Durant lol I’ve just always loved watching him play despite the off court/twitter antics

 

[Splits]

cancel the game tbh

 

[Dex]

RIMGATE!!

 

[WembyFan]

I wish Wemby wouldn't try to be like Durant and instead work to his strengths.

 

[PhantomDashCam]

Jeff Green looks Jackal ready with that hair

 

[The Ballsbreakers]

How often does this happen? I call bushleague

 

[ginobilized]

Leave it to H-Town to try and pull a pre-game rim job to get us off our game.