Fining with a different currency
When the Jazz were fined $500,000 for conduct detrimental to the league, longtime
Miami Heat beat writer Ira Winderman
argued that the Jazz were fined with the wrong currency. Rather than taking away money, they should take away lottery odds. That could either be done by adding wins to their record, or, I think more plausibly, taking away lottery combinations.
As a refresher, here's how the lottery works: there are 14 ping pong balls and the lottery machine spits out four of them. There are 1,001 possible four-number combinations between 1 and 14, and every team in the lottery is assigned a certain amount of combinations based on how bad their record was. The worst teams get 140 of them. The team that owns the first combination that the lottery machine produces gets the No. 1 pick. This process is repeated three times for picks No. 2, 3 and 4.
In theory, the league could set up objectively definable "tanking" behavior. That could mean certain players missing certain games, or not playing enough minutes within those games. Whatever it is, it would just have to be defined in advance. And then, if any team commits that behavior, it would simply surrender a predetermined number of combinations. If one of those combinations is called, the lottery would just be redone. This doesn't necessarily end tanking, as some teams might determine that there are more total combinations to be gained by tanking than would be lost through violations unless the punishments were overwhelmingly draconian, but it at least creates some sort of deterrent.
The tricky part here would be defining what constitutes tanking behavior. It would have to be objective and no two situations are identical. How would the league differentiate between an injury that a player could and couldn't play through? Who's to say an unconventional coaching decision wasn't in good faith? There are so many ways to lose games if a team wants to badly enough, and any sort of "you know it when you see it" standard would be ripe for selective enforcement and conspiracy theorizing. This isn't crazy; it would just need to be fleshed out and thoroughly vetted.