**2025 Baseline Bums NFL Season Thread**

[Exstatic]

I'm fine with tributes for guys like Romo or Witten who spent their entire career fighting for the Cowboys.

Micah...come on. He didn't really achieve anything other than empty stats on a paper tiger, and asked to leave.

In the history of the NFL, no other players on bad teams, except like 3, have put up those empty stats. Is it really empty calories if only like 3 other guys ever have had double digit sacks in their first four seasons? I mean, even LT didn’t hit that mark.

 

[ace3g]

This is why I am going to lose this week in Fantasy Football...

 

[Biggems]

I am worried that tonight's game us going to be a massacre. I have zero faith in our defense. Our OL is 40% injured, along with our best offensive weapon. We are playing one of the best teams in the league. Aubrey's leg isn't going to be enough.

 

[Fabbs]

SMH 3rd and 3 at the 12 yard line behind 27-10 and Harbaugheimer kicks a field goal.

Running game was humming (as Romo parroted every 5 seconds). So instead of running, twice if neccessary....

Ballgame. Lamar picks a great time to have his 1st two turns of the season. They should just run him 25 times a game and win or lose 48-45. Would be entertaining.

 

[Lefty20]

Never in doubt for my Bears.

GG EZ!

 

[DAF86]

Sup biatches, the Chiefs are winning their division once again.

 

[Garbage Time Joe Montana]

I am worried that tonight's game us going to be a massacre. I have zero faith in our defense. Our OL is 40% injured, along with our best offensive weapon. We are playing one of the best teams in the league. Aubrey's leg isn't going to be enough.

Have no fear! When we're down 24 in the fourth, I'll be dropping 3 yard checkdown dimes and bring us back to a 10 point moral victory loss! Atleast it won't look that bad in the end.

 

[ace3g]

14-0 Packers

**redact that....13-2 Packers after the Cowboys block and return the XP.

 

[Exstatic]

Have no fear! When we're down 24 in the fourth, I'll be dropping 3 yard checkdown dimes and bring us back to a 10 point moral victory loss! Atleast it won't look that bad in the end.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first obvious alt!

 

[Robz4000]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first obvious alt!

Lies, GTJM is a legendary poster tbh.

 

[Lefty20]

Sick catch by Pickens.

 

[Lefty20]

Packers

 

[Robz4000]

Welp, hopefully its all Aubrey FGs in the second half.

 

[ace3g]

Overtime

 

[Robz4000]

Aubrey from 50+ yards pls.

 

[Robz4000]

C'mon Dak, I know you got a bone-headed play in you.

 

[ace3g]

Tie game , lol

 

[Robz4000]

Gross

 

[Lefty20]

Packers getting lucky af to have that second left. But what else is new, tbh.

 

[Lefty20]

Just read that Mahomes had first 4TD game in 2 years today. I had not realized that it had been that long, tbh.

 

[tearsofmorningdew]

micah-led defense gave up 40 points to a banged up squad with bench OL guys and no lamb. A real difference maker that guy.

LB was gonna knock Dak out on that “sack” anyway, charity stat

 

[brazil]

I thought Packers had division in the bag but it seems Lions have a shot...

 

[ace3g]

CMC!!!

 

[ace3g]

If I ever need a WR for depth or injury replacement I'm always looking to see if Demarcus Robinson is available.

 

[benefactor]

What a fucking throw by Stafford