The All Encompassing ST Greatest Hits Thread

[benefactor]

The lol thread? Hottest clubber? Wildcobra and stalking women? As we move out of the old and into the new, this is the place to name your favorite moments.

 

[koriwhat]

Fuzzy claiming we went to school together just to find out he's 5 or so yrs older than me, an incel, a fat fucking loser on meds, and a gay cat loving retard. Ah, the memories...

Btw, IDR what the thread title but it was your usual "dog pile on KW" as usual only for Fuzzy to get a rude awakening.

 

[Kick-Stand]

I know not ST, but on SR one time I made a thread showing my entry to Derek Anderson's coloring contest where I drew him in makeup and heels with the team name BITCH across the front of his jersey. Wish I would have saved that. Even made a story about how I was an eight year old kid born without a body so they tied me to a sack of leaves, and how mommy would have to come and hug my sack every night as I cried myself to sleep about DA going to Portland.

Oh well, at least this one from the day after another crushing Cowboys season ending loss still survives:

Weren't you December Romo, @benefactor ? December Romo always killed me on the NFL forum.

 

[Rod Strickland]

The Avante stuff was golden.

I think dude's name was SpursForSix, but his sock of Avante's wife was hilarious, was his wife's name like Patty? There were so many threads I can't remember any specific ones, but that would be great stuff to bring back.

I wonder if Avante is still alive.

 

[benefactor]

I know not ST, but on SR one time I made a thread showing my entry to Derek Anderson's coloring contest where I drew him in makeup and heels with the team name BITCH across the front of his jersey. Wish I would have saved that. Even made a story about how I was an eight year old kid born without a body so they tied me to a sack of leaves, and how mommy would have to come and hug my sack every night as I cried myself to sleep about DA going to Portland.

Oh well, at least this one from the day after another crushing Cowboys season ending loss still survives:

Weren't you December Romo, @benefactor ? December Romo always killed me on the NFL forum.

I was indeed. It was my only troll on Spurs talk

 

[benefactor]

The Avante stuff was golden.

I think dude's name was SpursForSix, but his sock of Avante's wife was hilarious, was his wife's name like Patty? There were so many threads I can't remember any specific ones, but that would be great stuff to bring back.

I wonder if Avante is still alive.

We actually figured out where Avante lived and that he was a little old man. His wife's name was Judy and Spurs for six made a troll called Judy Booty. DoK was the master of figuring out where he was. He got told he needed to leave or his wife was going to find out what he was doing and he left lol.

I would never condone such things under normal circumstances but he absolutely asked for it.

 

[scott]

I don't want to be a wet blanket, but just a reminder let's not let this thread turn into a pile on of others

 

[benefactor]

I don't want to be a wet blanket, but just a reminder let's not let this thread turn into a pile on of others

Yeah that's not the intention. More of a Spurs talk greatest hits thread.

 

[benefactor]

The lol thread was the greatest outing in internet history from my standpoint. Lakaluva went from top tier troll to forum whipping boy in like 24 hours

 

[Rod Strickland]

I don't want to be a wet blanket, but just a reminder let's not let this thread turn into a pile on of others

No intent to start anything like that with a member here. I assumed benefactor was talking of moving old ST threads to here to remember, enjoy and get a few extra laughs at. That'd be OK, right?

 

[scott]

No intent to start anything like that with a member here. I assumed benefactor was talking of moving old ST threads to here to remember, enjoy and get a few extra laughs at. That'd be OK, right?

Of course

 

[Rod Strickland]

The lol thread was the greatest outing in internet history from my standpoint. Lakaluva went from top tier troll to forum whipping boy in like 24 hours

I remember that! LOL.

It pretty much knocked his buddy out the box too. That troll who pretended to be a black dude who was knee deep in pussy but IIRC, he got outed pretty much begging some big ol hefty woman for some trim ....Kool Aid Man was his name I think.

 

[Rod Strickland]

We actually figured out where Avante lived and that he was a little old man. His wife's name was Judy and Spurs for six made a troll called Judy Booty. DoK was the master of figuring out where he was. He got told he needed to leave or his wife was going to find out what he was doing and he left lol.

I would never condone such things under normal circumstances but he absolutely asked for it.

Oh man, it was so easy to bait that guy with the same old routine. I remember he'd always challenge people to random trivia contests that were always oddly specific like Hispanic Track Athletes who went to Pac 12 schools in the 1970s or something like that. And his moldy old "Fortress of Solitude" where he hoarded everything. He was so proud of all his stuff. Oh man, I think I might have to revisit all of that but I don't even know if that's possible if the search bar doesn't work on ST... I dont remember any of the thread titles either. Hilarious shit nonetheless.

 

[Kick-Stand]

I was indeed. It was my only troll on Spurs talk

Same, my only trolls were January Romo and Andre Bell

 

[Neuromancer]

GOAT thread was DJR210s Great ST moments in MS Paint thread. That one dude getting banged by Samuel dalembert in the club bathroom will always be hilarious

 

[ambchang]

White pants. Something about saving up money to buy a purse or something. Then he posted his own photo and let’s say he should’ve saved up the money for a mirror.

 

[benefactor]

Hottest Clubber...I don't know that I've ever seen anyone get painted into a corner like DarkReign did that guy. He was actually a great old school poster. Pistons fan if I remember right.

 

[Exstatic]

The lol thread? Hottest clubber? Wildcobra and stalking women? As we move out of the old and into the new, this is the place to name your favorite moments.

Was he the one that geo located that woman’s photo, then told her her address and that it was unsafe to post photos?

 

[Exstatic]

I know not ST, but on SR one time I made a thread showing my entry to Derek Anderson's coloring contest where I drew him in makeup and heels with the team name BITCH across the front of his jersey. Wish I would have saved that. Even made a story about how I was an eight year old kid born without a body so they tied me to a sack of leaves, and how mommy would have to come and hug my sack every night as I cried myself to sleep about DA going to Portland.

Oh well, at least this one from the day after another crushing Cowboys season ending loss still survives:

Weren't you December Romo, @benefactor ? December Romo always killed me on the NFL forum.

A bag of leaves? Was his name Russel?

 

[Corso]

White pants

 

[The_Second_Coming_of_VY65]

We need to get a chatgpt thread started. The one back on ST was in its infancy, but showed enormous promise

 

[JMarkJohns]

When ST had the Troll forum and that one member was named Dog and all his posts were Bark Bark Bark variations.

As a dude who 20-25 years ago had troll accounts that mimic’d Ali G and Billy Madison over at ESPN and Arizona Republic Suns forums, the simplicity of his schtick always made me laugh.

 

[The Big Brickowski]

That one Steve Nash thread where his stupid contorted face was photoshopped doing a thousand different things. Fn tears rolling every time I opened that one.

 

[benefactor]

That one Steve Nash thread where his stupid contorted face was photoshopped doing a thousand different things. Fn tears rolling every time I opened that one.

Holy shit I had forgotten all about that. Good Times

 

[FiestaSpurs]

The lol thread should go down in internet lore, tbh. What an absolute gold mine mono found.