NBA Kawitters Legacy taking another hit

Uncle Dennis can't escape here. Bar him from ever having contact with any NBA franchise ever again, in particular he can never either directly or indirectly be part of any ownership group.

Number Two himself signed those cap-circumventing contracts and opened up all those LLCs to launder the money through. He deserves to be suspended for a minimum of a year, and more fitting would be 3, the length of the sub-max contract he signed.

Of course the Clippers need to be punished. How about a dollar amount equal to how much they paid Number Two under the table, Number Two's contract still counts towards the cap/tax, strip the next 5 draft picks they actually own (2030 throguh 2034), and Ballmer can't attend any games for 2 years. Still insufficient given how cardinal a sin cap circumvention is and how blatantly they did it.
 
I wonder if Cuban is still so passionately defending Ballmer on this these days. Havent paid attention to that part lately.
 
My dumb punishment ideas with the understanding that the League isn't going to do shit (apologies if mentioned previously):

- Kawhi sits out two years and works full-time for the Forestry Department planting trees in isolation

- Balmer contributes several hundred million to funding the Spurs arena (so we can reallocate our tourist tax to something more helpful)

- Uncle Dennis cleans leer jet bathrooms for several years
 
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