Player The Run-down Atelier of Bismack Biyombo

[The Ballsbreakers]

Damn just noticed my boi Bismack had an emphatic dunk against Denver (was on the road so I wasn't able to watch the game).
Thought about posting in any thread dedicated to his mighty name but I was shocked there's not one made yet.

Come visit the Mack's arthouse, you Bums. It's broken-down, probably bankrupt, but it's got a good heart, you see.

(the Mack teetering on the edge of bankruptcy so we can't even find a single image of that one dunk against the Nuggs FFS)

 

[NASpurs]

Only Bismack Biyombo would make a player thread for Bismack Biyombo.

 

[Fireball]

thread is fire

 

[The Ballsbreakers]

Only Bismack Biyombo would make a player thread for Bismack Biyombo.

One can merely aspire to being Bismack Biyombo. Yet not be one, sadly.

 

[Coyote2!]

The only reason the Spurs didn't give Biyombo extended minutes last night is because they didn't want the Nuggets to have film on the guy. 5D chess move by Mitch and the rest of the coaching staff.

 

[poopbox]

Bismack almost had a panic attack having to wait 3 seconds to do a DHA instead of 1

I still don't know how this dude went from serviceable 2nd stringer to completely washed can't even put him on the court in 4 months

 

[scott]

Bismack almost had a panic attack having to wait 3 seconds to do a DHA instead of 1

I still don't know how this dude went from serviceable 2nd stringer to completely washed can't even put him on the court in 4 months

I may be being a little harsh... but he was never a serviceable 2nd stringer in a Spurs uniform, IMO.

Last season after Bassey got hurt, we were running Sochan as our backup C and then when we brought in the Mack, we were so desperate for anything resembling C play that we got fooled into thinking Biyombo was a serviceable NBA player... but in reality, he never was.

 

[poopbox]

I may be being a little harsh... but he was never a serviceable 2nd stringer in a Spurs uniform, IMO.

Last season after Bassey got hurt, we were running Sochan as our backup C and then when we brought in the Mack, we were so desperate for anything resembling C play that we got fooled into thinking Biyombo was a serviceable NBA player... but in reality, he never was.

I thought last year he did an okay job at challenging shots, rebounding, and positioning himself as a lob threat. But when he played in that Raptors game he could barely move without a wide turn lane signal going off behind him.

 

[ambchang]

Bismack once made two three pointers, on one shot.

 

[The Ballsbreakers]

Bow down to the Mack, all ye...

 

[LakerHater]

Damn just noticed my boi Bismack had an emphatic dunk against Denver (was on the road so I wasn't able to watch the game).
Thought about posting in any thread dedicated to his mighty name but I was shocked there's not one made yet.

Come visit the Mack's arthouse, you Bums. It's broken-down, probably bankrupt, but it's got a good heart, you see.

(the Mack teetering on the edge of bankruptcy so we can't even find a single image of that one dunk against the Nuggs FFS)

 

[The Ballsbreakers]

Hells yeah!

 

[Coyote2!]

Bismack should just rock this from now on on the bench tbh