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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    God I hate rooting for Minny. I'm gonna need a shower.
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    These dumbasses giving Gobert credit for Jokic just bricking shit is why he has 18 undeserved DPOY awards.
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    Rudy Lolbert Most overrated player of all time.
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    I would employ a hack-a-Wolf strategy if I was coaching against them right now.
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    Would Jokic just collapse if you let him go for 60-30-15 but stopped everyone else? Worth a try.
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    Official End of Season Awards Thread

    Should have 6
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    The Case for Shifting Attention to Totals in NBA Statistics

    I am not operating under any delusion that I am the first person to pose this question, but why is the NBA the only major sports league that focuses on per-game stats instead of totals? In baseball, the homerun king is the player who hit the most homeruns that season. The strikeout leader is...
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    Game Thread Playoffs Round 1, Game 1: Spurs vs Blazers (0-0) (Sun 04/19/2026) [8:00 CDT]

    The arena looked amazing last night. Props to whichever Spurs marketing person came up with the tri-color shirt idea, and big props to all of the fans for going along with it instead of insisting on showing off their gray Wemby jersey or whatever.
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    Game Thread Playoffs Round 1, Game 1: Spurs vs Blazers (0-0) (Sun 04/19/2026) [8:00 CDT]

    It's been a long time since the last Spurs playoff run, so I feel the need to remind you that the entire nine-man rotation is not going to give you 10+ points every game. Welcome back to playoff basketball, Spurs fam! Feels good.
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    Playoff Intro Song

    Wouldn't it be something from the DJ Keldon collection, like Call Me Maybe?
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    Game Thread Playoffs Round 1, Game 1: Spurs vs Blazers (0-0) (Sun 04/19/2026) [8:00 CDT]

    He's grown by leaps and bounds this season, much like the players on the floor. He's relatable, human, and he's developed a chemistry with Sean already that makes it sound like they've been working games together for ten years. I think he was trying a little too hard last season to work in...
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    OKC pick would still be lottery if the Clippers won that game but lost to Phoenix, right?
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    Can't rule it out yet, tbh
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    NBA Official 2026 NBA Playoffs Thread

    Kawhi has been way too passive down the stretch
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