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    Game Thread Spurs (32-16) vs Magic (25-22) (Sun 2/01/26) [8:00PM CST]

    Hopefully everyone worth a damn. It's a bullshit game and should've been cancelled.
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    Game Thread Spurs (32-15) @ Hornets (21-28) (Sat 1/31/26) [11:00AM CST]

    It's been a season long issue, not just one game. Expand your mind, little fella.
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    Game Thread Spurs (32-15) @ Hornets (21-28) (Sat 1/31/26) [11:00AM CST]

    2 assists, yeesh. These fucks still don't know how to pass when they get into the paint. Doesn't gotta be to someone behind the 3 point line, just to an open man. They need to watch some of those clips circulating on social media about the Spurs of old and their passing.
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    Game Thread Spurs (32-15) @ Hornets (21-28) (Sat 1/31/26) [11:00AM CST]

    Love it when they learn something one game, and completely dump it out of their system via explosive diarrhea just in time for the next game.
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    Game Thread Spurs (32-15) @ Hornets (21-28) (Sat 1/31/26) [11:00AM CST]

    Too bad Enrique Fucking Jr still has no idea how to pass the ball when he drives into triple coverage.
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    Game Thread Spurs (32-15) @ Hornets (21-28) (Sat 1/31/26) [11:00AM CST]

    Might have to listen to the Hornet broadcast tbh, they got the best commentators out there
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    Trade Spurs Trade Ideas

    Sochan for Dillingham.
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    Sean Swinney will be the head coach next season

    #FreeJimBoylen
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    Draft 2026 NBA Draft Prospects Thread

    I can't wait to draft another guy who shoots high 20s/low 30s from 3.
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    Game Thread Spurs (31-14) vs Pelicans (11-36) (Sun 1/25/26) [6:00PM CDT]

    Gutless worms, if I may be so bold.
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    Game Thread Spurs (31-14) vs Pelicans (11-36) (Sun 1/25/26) [6:00PM CDT]

    Must not turn back on...must not turn back on...take one for the team dammit
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    Game Thread Spurs (31-14) vs Pelicans (11-36) (Sun 1/25/26) [6:00PM CDT]

    Glad I turned this shit show off in the 2nd.
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    Draft Atlanta Hawks Pick-Swap Watch Thread

    Hopefully CJ keeps being a Spurs double agent and fucking up the team's chemistry.
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    Game Thread Spurs (31-14) vs Pelicans (11-36) (Sun 1/25/26) [6:00PM CDT]

    I don't live in SA anymore but I still follow some of the news. Always hilarious to watch them be amazed with ice. "The sidewalk has no ice...but this car does! Using this laser thermometer, the surface of the car is below freezing!" :st-lol: Dynamite reporting, fellas!
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    Player The restricted-age video store section of Dylan Harper

    He's just a shorter version of Castle, but doesn't do as many turnovers. All he can do is drive into double and triple teams, the throw up a prayer while flailing. Fucking winning basketball. Then his smoking hot but basketball illiterate mom teaching him to not shoot the ball but only drive...
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