Recent content by Garbage Time Joe Montana

Funny thing is , in hindsight you can't even say Jason Garrett was a bad coach. Maybe just 'average' / slightly above average with an 85-67 record. But no other coach for this circus franchise in the past 30 years has done any better. Atleast he had a couple of years (2014 & 2016) where they...

Sup friends!! Down two scores with a minute left? Game out of reach? Bend over and take it b1tches! Montana is here!

May have to finally retire this nickname 😥

Have no fear! When we're down 24 in the fourth, I'll be dropping 3 yard checkdown dimes and bring us back to a 10 point moral victory loss! Atleast it won't look that bad in the end.

F*ck you f*gg0t!!! If they didn't bench me yesterday I would've shredded that Prevent defense and carried us to a 3 point Moral Victory loss! 😡😡😡