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    Sean Swinney will be the head coach next season

    two words, for those who know, you know, and those who don't, well, who gives a shit, you'll never know it anyway. Doberman defense
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    Player The Layne Staley Depression-Laden Foxhole of De'Aaron Martez Fox

    yup, cliff jumping Commentors getting in thier hedges before the Playoffs even start. Just so they can point and say, oh, look, I knew it all along. And we'll never return to the comment if things work out better than they actually want. Typical commenter stuff.
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    Game Thread Spurs (49-18) @ Clippers (34-33) (Mon 3/16/2026) [9:00PM CDT]

    Whatever you do, Little Maestro, don't pull out the small ball game. I think that's what Lou is baiting you into doing.
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    Game Thread Spurs (49-18) @ Clippers (34-33) (Mon 3/16/2026) [9:00PM CDT]

    I'm pretty sure Lu and his coaching staff have three or four change-ups ready for maestro Mitch throughout the game. Let's see if the little maestro can match. I don't think so. Little Mitch looks worried.
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    Game Thread Spurs (49-18) @ Clippers (34-33) (Mon 3/16/2026) [9:00PM CDT]

    Tye Lou Iis Sonin' Lil Maestro Mitch. Why is he lettin' Victor get drawn out by Lopez? And how is he letting Lopez Stay with Victor defense. I mean there's things you can do Mitch. Also when we go down to the fucking fucking paint touch paint god damn lol Maestro
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    Game Thread Spurs (48-17) vs Nuggets (40-26) (Thu 3/12/2026) [8:00PM CDT]

    The best part of this was when Mitch Johnson got his technical and Sean the Sacred Cow of the company Propaganda had to say well, this is now Mitch's team. No dummy, this team is Wimby's team. Mitch is just on there for the ride, and he fucked up this entire second half play this mall ball...
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    Game Thread Spurs (48-17) vs Nuggets (40-26) (Thu 3/12/2026) [8:00PM CDT]

    Yeah, let's blame the female refs over the Maestro showing us his ass this entire second half. Goddamn Mitch... was this Mitch Hedgberg?
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    Game Thread Spurs (48-17) vs Nuggets (40-26) (Thu 3/12/2026) [8:00PM CDT]

    I mean, this is entirely on the maestro, hubris, ego of Mitch Johnson all the way down to not calling a time out on the last possession to tie the game. Maestro is too much of a great coach to do that after sacrificing game to stupid small ball all the second half. I mean, what the fuck? This...
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    Game Thread Spurs (48-17) vs Nuggets (40-26) (Thu 3/12/2026) [8:00PM CDT]

    Nah. This small ball coaching tree BS of pop is like some kind of brain rot.
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    Game Thread Spurs (48-17) vs Nuggets (40-26) (Thu 3/12/2026) [8:00PM CDT]

    God forbid that this sacred cow announcer Sean Elliott and his oddly affectionate new co-host ever mentioned or questioned why. Mitch Johnson went to so much small ball in the second half for no apparent reason. Jesus Christ, I mean, small ball has to be some kind of brain rot in this pop...
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    Player The unfortunately low-ceilinged Shaolin monastery of Victor Wembanyama

    Management and others claim they don't read my posts, yet constantly quote and respond with poor comprehension. They equate breaks with retirement and falsely accuse my posts of being politically motivated. Their toxicity is consistent. Despite claims of creating this board for a fresh start...
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    Player The unfortunately low-ceilinged Shaolin monastery of Victor Wembanyama

    Time for another self-imposed break from this toxic board where everybody wants to talk shit about anything and everything. Look at this last comment here. Toodles commenters, comment away!
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    Game Thread Spurs (41-16) @ Raptors (34-24) (Wed 02/23/26) [6:30 PM CST]

    I know you may not have been able to follow with all the flirting and grab-ass going on between Sean, Toby, and Matt in the booth, but late, in the beginning of the fourth quarter, Toby came out with a report that Castle had aggravated his thumb and would not be playing the rest of the game...
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    Game Thread Spurs (41-16) @ Raptors (34-24) (Wed 02/23/26) [6:30 PM CST]

    Considering how much these players had to have been banged up after playing 5 on 5 football with the Detroit Pistons Monday night, I couldn't expect anything better. Congratulations. Castle with the sore thumb. Keldon with the sore shoulder and everybody had to have bumps and bruises from that...
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    Game Thread Spurs (41-16) @ Raptors (34-24) (Wed 02/23/26) [6:30 PM CST]

    Well peeking back in here I can see that this thread is still as toxic towards the team as it ever has been and ever will be and still missing the point. This team after having gone through that physical crucible of the Detroit game where they were basically getting fouled on every play...
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