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    Player The Lifelong Residency of the Ever-Important Heart and Soul of the Spurs, Keldon Johnson

    Almost all these guys are trained by a World Champion Boxer, Jessie James Leija on how to actually throw hands. Some of them are into MMA. Keldon would put a cow on his shoulder and throw it at these fools.
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    Player The unfortunately low-ceilinged Shaolin monastery of Victor Wembanyama

    The fact that people have to break out a full string‑theory equation just to justify giving Victor their MVP vote is the proof. If your argument requires quantum physics to make sense, maybe the voters aren’t exactly the intellectual elite—and maybe they shouldn’t be trusted with handing out...
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    Player The unfortunately low-ceilinged Shaolin monastery of Victor Wembanyama

    Detroit and these shady refs tonight just made the whoopin Wemby and the Spurs are gonna put on them in about 10 days 10x worse. You can't unsee it at this point, some memo, some super secret text chain has this Charmin Soft era suddenly being allowed to do the bullshit the Pistons and refs did...
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    Player The Uncertainty Realm of the Improved Jumpshot of Jeremy Sochan

    The bill always comes due. Looks like in the city that never sleeps Jeremy's years of talking that S to anybody and everybody at any time on the court is a check that arse going to have to cash.
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    NBA The KD Files

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    NBA The KD Files

    He’s nearly a 40-year-old man-child, addicted to screens, tossing out awful media sound bites from his small mind. Addicts are always saying they're going to give up chasing their dragon.
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    NBA Fixing the NBA

    Yet all the evidence and actual testimony Pablo Torre presented means nothing. They were basically hyping up Kawhi in that third quarter. Watching that cheat Balmer freak out on the sideline was the chef’s kiss of how broken this whole league is. The media gatekeeper industry plants distractions...
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    NBA The Tanking Question

    Total HOA President busybody Energy. Great research.
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    NBA The Tanking Question

    Nobody is really upset; they’re just bored, like the busybodies on the HOA. Its your right to be THAT person on the HOA.
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    NBA The Tanking Question

    Who's really upset about tanking? Is it the fans of the teams that aren't tanking? No. Is it the fans of the team that are tanking? No. Why should you care if a team is tanking and your team is not? If your team is the one that's tanking, well, good for you, maybe they can probably draft trade...
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    Player The unfortunately low-ceilinged Shaolin monastery of Victor Wembanyama

    Victor asserts his dominance on the current Euro MVP darlings "Joker and Lucka" Like Alphas like he Jordan and the former Mamba are and were. Just as the LeBumb and Burner KD era in the NBA comes to fitting end. Wemby and Ant may drag Adam Silver's Shit show back to some respectability yet...
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    Player The Uncertainty Realm of the Improved Jumpshot of Jeremy Sochan

    God, if this guy is on an NBA team Next Season.... Not exactly excited for the inevitable Jeremy Sochan tribute video. There’s still an outside chance he won’t be on a team next year or in the coming seasons.
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    Player The blessed howl's moving Castle of Stephon Javonte

    40 pts – 12 rebs – 12 ast. And somehow… this still won’t stop the comments. The same people will keep dumping on Castle all the way into what could probably going to be a Hall of Fame career if we're lucky, just like they did with Enrique. Maybe that’s just how certain commenters, the so‑called...
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    Game Thread Spurs (35-16) vs Mavs (19-32) (Sat 2/7/26) [5:00PM CST] on Amazon Prime

    Dear Narcissistic Vindictive Territorial humorless Commenters, Wemby is more like Jordan than anyone since Kobe. While Kobe was basically the Talented Mr. Ripley version of Jordan—psychopathic levels of mimicry but almost as effective- It’ was like a psychopath imitating a psychopath. Wemby...
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